Thursday, May 26, 2005

Nasib Badak Si Badak Sumbu

Alhikayat, dalam sebuah hutan ada seekor badak sumbu dan seekor monyet. Mereka ni memang tak pernah baik, selalu jer bertengkar.. Pada suatu hari, sedang mereka bertengkar, mereka terjumpa sebuah pelita ajaib. Dipendekkan cerita, setelah digosok (jangan tak gosok) keluarlah seorang jin. Jin itu setuju untuk mengabulkan tiga permintaan bagi kedua2 menatang itu.
Permintaan 1 Badak : Saya mau semua badak sumbu di dalam hutan ini adalah betina, kecuali saya...hehe.
Permintaan 1 Monyet : Saya mau sebuah motor Harley Davidson Jin tu kelip mata, bling... semua badak lain kat situ jadi betina, pastu ada sebuah Harley Davidson 1300cc warna hitam Permintaan 2 badak : Saya mau semua badak sumbu kat negeri pahang ni betina kecuali saya.. hehe ........
Permintaan 2 monyet : Saya mau jaket kulit hitam dengan helmet Shoei
Jin tu kelip mata lagi, bling... semua badak di pahang dah jadi betina, dan monyet tu pun dapat barang2 mat motornya tu..
Lepas tu jin tu kata " Ini permintaan terakhir kamu, pikirlah dengan baik2"
Badak tu pikir sejenak lepas tu kata " Saya mau semua badak sumbu kat Malaysia ni betina yang cun melencun ghilerrr... kecuali saya". Jin tu pun kelipkan mata and then bling... maka tinggallah badak tu satu2nya badak jantan satu Malaya nihh..
"Hah monyet, awak nak apa pulak.. kasut boot kulit ke?" tanya jin. Monyet tu memakai helmetnya, naik atas motor Harleynya, start enjin, kemudian melihat pada badak yang tersengih lebar tu, "Saya mau badak tu jadi GAY"
Jin tu pun kelipkan mata, bling.... Maka meraunglah badak sumbu tu sepuas2nya..
"Mana aku nak cari badak jantan ni nyah... ish.. tak kuaassa nyah"


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